13. “Yeah mate, I bloody was like a rat up a drainpipe in one of them runs there.”
14. ‘If you’re a single Sheila and you’re trying to find an Australian bloke, you duck off down there to Australia, you go to the Red Centre, you’ll find there’s a few shearers, a few stockmen and there you will find an Australian bloke,”
15. “I just saw the line, pinned me ears back and ended up bagging a bit of meat in the corner there, which was tops!”
16. ‘I’m going to get out there and just go bananas.’
17. “Yeah look, there’s a couple of big hooahs getting about.”
18. “Couldn’t understand a word he said, he meant well…I know that.”
19. “…I’d be 37 or something for the next one and I’d need 4 facelifts and a bum tuck to be a shot.”